Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Funny & Sweet Quotes for All..

Look what I found..few great quotes for you, some funny, some sweet, but all so true! Enjoy!

Hubby and Wife

* Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.~ Hoosier Farmer

* My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it.~ Dottie Archibald

* An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.~ Agatha Christie

* To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.~ Simone De Beauvoir

* My husband says I feed him like he's a god: every meal is a burnt offering.~ Rhonda Hansome

Parents and Children

* If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. ~ Dick Cavett

* My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.~ Tim Allen

* As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.~ Oscar Wilde

* There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.~ Chinese Proverbs

* I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.~ Phyllis Diller

* You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around - and why his parents will always wave back.~ William D. Tammeus.

* All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.~ Oscar Wilde

Brothers and Sisters

* A sister is a little bit of childhood that is never lost.~ Marion Garretty

* A brother is a friend given by Nature.~ Legouve

* The Rule of Sibs: If your sibling gets something you want, you (1) try to take it; (2) break it; or (3) say it's no good~ Patricia Fleming


* A true friend stabs you in the front.~ Oscar Wilde

* Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. ~ Spike Milligan

* A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative. ~ George Ade

* A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling. ~ Arthur Brisbane

* A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.~ Bernard Meltzer

* There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.~ Benjamin Franklin

* Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one.~ C.S. Lewis

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