Look what I found..few great quotes for you, some funny, some sweet, but all so true! Enjoy!
Hubby and Wife
* Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.~ Hoosier Farmer
* My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it.~ Dottie Archibald
* An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.~ Agatha Christie
* To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.~ Simone De Beauvoir
* My husband says I feed him like he's a god: every meal is a burnt offering.~ Rhonda Hansome
Parents and Children
* If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. ~ Dick Cavett
* My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.~ Tim Allen
* As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.~ Oscar Wilde
* There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.~ Chinese Proverbs
* I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.~ Phyllis Diller
* You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around - and why his parents will always wave back.~ William D. Tammeus.
* All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.~ Oscar Wilde
Brothers and Sisters
* A sister is a little bit of childhood that is never lost.~ Marion Garretty
* A brother is a friend given by Nature.~ Legouve
* The Rule of Sibs: If your sibling gets something you want, you (1) try to take it; (2) break it; or (3) say it's no good~ Patricia Fleming
Friends
* A true friend stabs you in the front.~ Oscar Wilde
* Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. ~ Spike Milligan
* A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative. ~ George Ade
* A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling. ~ Arthur Brisbane
* A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.~ Bernard Meltzer
* There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.~ Benjamin Franklin
* Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one.~ C.S. Lewis
Hubby and Wife
* Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.~ Hoosier Farmer
* My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it.~ Dottie Archibald
* An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.~ Agatha Christie
* To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.~ Simone De Beauvoir
* My husband says I feed him like he's a god: every meal is a burnt offering.~ Rhonda Hansome
Parents and Children
* If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. ~ Dick Cavett
* My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.~ Tim Allen
* As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.~ Oscar Wilde
* There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.~ Chinese Proverbs
* I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.~ Phyllis Diller
* You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around - and why his parents will always wave back.~ William D. Tammeus.
* All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.~ Oscar Wilde
Brothers and Sisters
* A sister is a little bit of childhood that is never lost.~ Marion Garretty
* A brother is a friend given by Nature.~ Legouve
* The Rule of Sibs: If your sibling gets something you want, you (1) try to take it; (2) break it; or (3) say it's no good~ Patricia Fleming
Friends
* A true friend stabs you in the front.~ Oscar Wilde
* Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. ~ Spike Milligan
* A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative. ~ George Ade
* A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling. ~ Arthur Brisbane
* A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.~ Bernard Meltzer
* There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.~ Benjamin Franklin
* Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one.~ C.S. Lewis
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